What is your current occupation? Do you enjoy it?
I am a student at Villanova University majoring in Mechanical Engineering. I love my job, except when i have to do work for it. But doesn't everyone...
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What is your educational background? Are you currently in school?
I am trained in 360 degrees of martial arts. And by that I mean I can probably punch you and it won't really hurt that much.
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Describe your lifestyle and current relationship status:
Self proclaimed ladiesman, but a gentleman just the same. And no, I have absolutely no evidence for that claim.
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Do you have any vices (smoking/drinking/etc)? Describe:
I don't smoke anything. I drink lots of things. You do your thing and I'll do mine just don't blow your smoke in my face because I don't like dying. It doesn't sound fun.
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Do you have any "heroes" in your life or your work? Describe:
I never liked Spiderman. The rest of the Justice League is pretty cool though. Wait, was Spiderman even in the Justice League? I don't think so. No wonder I never liked him...
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Do you have a favorite quotation? Enter it here:
"The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show and see if she likes the goods."
Anchorman
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What makes you happy? Why?
I am always happy. Deal with it. Or I'll get mad....oh shit.
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What makes you sad? Why?
Read the above.
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Name five (5) items you can't live without:
Me
Myself
I
Greg Meade
Tacos
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Describe your most "humbling" moment:
This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy. It was embarrassing because I didn't even know I had one. :-(
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Do you have favorite type of music? Favorite bands or singers?
I like a lot of different kinds of music. What I don't like is people who think their kind of music is somewhat superior to everyone elses music because that makes no sense at all. When I encounter these people I like to punch them in their ovaries, a straight shot to the baby maker.
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What type of films do you enjoy? Please give some examples:
Make me laugh. Or have shit blow up. I like shit blowing up. Anyone know of any movies where shit is blown while jokes are told? Because I think I would like that. A lot.
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Do you enjoy television? Which programs?
I watch sports. And Comedy Central.
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Do you like to read? If so, what books have you enjoyed recently?
I read way too much stuff for classes to have tiime for free reading, but I did read this book called Ender's Game, and it was kinda cool. If you like kinda cool books you should kinda check it out. Or not. Am I being too aggressive?
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Do you follow sports? Which teams are you interested in?
Every sport possible, really. Except for "sports" that I don't consider sports. Like fishing. What's up with fishing really. I mean I get that it's a skill and everything but I think if someone taught my great grandmother to do it, she'd be reelin in bass like it was her job. Except my great grandmother is dead so if you don't like dead people jokes I just wasted a lot of your time. I apologize.
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Do you have any hobbies or other interests? Describe:
I like sexy time.
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Where are your favorite places? Where would you like to go most?
I really like my bed. Because if you think about it, when you're in your bed everything is cool. Either your sleeping or like doing some nasty, its really hard to be sad when you are in bed.
Unless you have aids.
My name is Greg and I am a recovering bad-joke teller.
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