What is your current occupation? Do you enjoy it?
Hairstylist. And I love it.
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What is your educational background? Are you currently in school?
I don't need me no edumacation! Alls I do is chops me sum hur.
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Describe your lifestyle and current relationship status:
I have a devout relationship with Jesus. He's my gardner...I met him when he was selling oranges by the freeway.
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Do you have any vices (smoking/drinking/etc)? Describe:
Life.
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Do you have any "heroes" in your life or your work? Describe:
Dane Cook. Sarah Silverman. Scotty Kangaroojuice. Zach Galifianakis.
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Do you have a favorite quotation? Enter it here:
"Being born is like being sold into Slavery." -Andy Warhol
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What makes you happy? Why?
stuff.
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What makes you sad? Why?
Babies screeching, killing puppies, eatting cheese, not being at Disneyland, not getting enough sleep, running out of alchohol, not being able to afford that one last drink, getting pulled over, scratched CD's, ugly people making out in public, being bored, when adult swim isn't on saturdays.
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Name five (5) items you can't live without:
water.
friends.
liquor.
music.
toothpaste.
(and not in that order)
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Describe your most "humbling" moment:
i'm generally a very humbling person. that comes with being extremely lovable, clever and gorgeous.
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Do you have favorite type of music? Favorite bands or singers?
60's, soul, 70's rock and roll, 80's "dancey" stuff. Mostly the Beatles.
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What type of films do you enjoy? Please give some examples:
Weird ones, where at the end you're pissed because you have no idea what just happend and/or it leaves you wanting more. i.e: mullholland dr, igby goes down, donnie darko blah blah blah.
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Do you enjoy television? Which programs?
i love TV! here we go....scrubs, futurama, take home chef, kathy griffin; my life on the D-List, real world, real world reunited, family guy, moral oral, simple life, scrubs, king of the hill, that 70's show, i love lucy, curb your enthusiamsm, arrested development, strangers with candy, blah blah blah.
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Do you like to read? If so, what books have you enjoyed recently?
Reading is awesome. Snow Flower and the Secret Fan, She Comes Undone, The Wallflower, American Skin, White Orleander, Everything is Illuminated...and more.
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Do you follow sports? Which teams are you interested in?
no.
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Do you have any hobbies or other interests? Describe:
Doing hair, trying to beat my own drinking record, playing with my dog and finding the weirdest crap possible on YouTube.
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Where are your favorite places? Where would you like to go most?
Disneyland. The Bar.
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