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    nflned (Scranton, PA)
    Member since Saturday, September 22, 2007
    Last login 10/9/2007 10:11:23 AM
    Hey everybody, Ned Nilchinski here. I'm not up on all this computer stuff so my nephew Bob is kind of doing all this stuff for me. I'd rather enjoy a good cigar and hang out at the pool-hall with my buddies and play poker. Maybe my Cuban cigar is rolled with $100.00 bills...Christ...the smoke is even green...but then that's not any of your business...is it? I'm 65 and I have to admit that I don't understand any of you young whipper-snappers...but I'm here to help. Let me make one thing clear though...I do not condone gambling. What I did in my life shouldn't affect yours. I agreed to do this for fun. You are big boys and girls...you know right from wrong...act like it. I'm just an old guy with a pocket-protector and an opinion. Let's leave it at that. I hope you enjoy the show and for Christ's sake remember...I'm not God! What happened to this generation...time for a good cigar...see you all on the airwaves soon...if my nephew can help me do it.
    What is your current occupation? Do you enjoy it?
    At 65 I'm just content to smoke a nice cigar and have my daily glass of wine.
    What is your educational background? Are you currently in school?
    I walked through 6 foot snowdrifts to school...and grew up carrying bags of coal for my Mom so we could keep warm at night. Where the hell did these questions come from Bob?
    Describe your lifestyle and current relationship status:
    Hanging out with the old coots at the pool hall and falling asleep on my front porch reading the Racing Form...why? What do you do?
    Do you have any vices (smoking/drinking/etc)? Describe:
    A couple in the garage in case I have to clamp something for Tillie in the house. Why are you worried about my tool collection?
    Do you have any "heroes" in your life or your work? Describe:
    All the men and women that gave their lives so we could have one.
    Do you have a favorite quotation? Enter it here:
    "They've got us surrounded again,the poor bastards" Creighton W. Abrahms
    What makes you happy? Why?
    That I wake up every morning only to wish I was asleep again.
    What makes you sad? Why?
    That my friends aren't still with me to straighten this damn country out!
    Name five (5) items you can't live without:
    1) Tillie 2) cigars 3) sports 4) My favorite rocker 5) The pool hall
    Describe your most "humbling" moment:
    When I asked Tillie to marry me
    Do you have favorite type of music? Favorite bands or singers?
    It don't mean a thing if it ain't got swing
    What type of films do you enjoy? Please give some examples:
    Anything in black and white...The Communist invented color TV
    Do you enjoy television? Which programs?
    Since Cronkite retired...I don't watch
    Do you like to read? If so, what books have you enjoyed recently?
    The Racing Form and the biographies of our great military men that served this great nation.
    Do you follow sports? Which teams are you interested in?
    Next question
    Do you have any hobbies or other interests? Describe:
    Finding a good cigar tip cutter
    Where are your favorite places? Where would you like to go most?
    Home and my beloved pool hall...damn, I know God is gonna throw me out!
       

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