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flinnie Profile
flinnie (gettysburg, PA)
Member since Saturday, February 23, 2008
Last login 10/4/2008 7:51:23 PM
At the age of 18 I fled my native Hong Kong after killing a man at a dance. I fled to California where I upset my Asian counterparts by perfecting a form of Karate called Jeet Kune Do or "way of the intercepting fist". That's not really my life story, but the story of Bruce Lee. Mines much cooler.
I have a strange sense of humor, borderline psychotic, but my friends find me humorous, most of them at least.
I enjoy starting rumors to see if they're the same when they get back to me. Making love to sock puppets. Learning to say Jack and coke and Cheers in every language.
What is your current occupation? Do you enjoy it?
I work for a large sock manufacturing company....my job is to sneak into peoples houses and steal one sock when its in the dryer so people have mismatched socks and have to buy new ones.
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Do you have any vices (smoking/drinking/etc)? Describe:
smoking, drinking, chronic masturbating, cursing, drinking glasses of warm lard, wiping my ass with guest towels or shower curtains, mispeling easy words, and not finishing
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Do you have any "heroes" in your life or your work? Describe:
Colonel Sanders, Ben Vereen, Micheal Landon, Victor French, and of course the man upstairs... Bill Mumphry. He's my upstairs neighbor, that sumbitch is awesome.
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Do you have a favorite quotation? Enter it here:
But the greatest love--the love above all loves, Even greater than that of a mother... Is the tender, passionate, undying love, Of one beer drunken slob for another-Irish quote
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Do you have favorite type of music? Favorite bands or singers?
Johnny Cash, House of Pain, I promised the pacific, old school rap, old school country, and musicals from the 40's and 50's. Okay that was a joke. Seriously I'm kidding, why won't you understand that was a joke!!!
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