What is your current occupation? Do you enjoy it?
I keep myself busy and drink when I'm not. It's how I roll. You should too. All your friends are doing it.
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What is your educational background? Are you currently in school?
College Graduate. Hated school and college. Don't really want to talk about it. But you asked.
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Describe your lifestyle and current relationship status:
I'm an internet junkie, I like beer (Labatt Ice) and Yukon Jack, my cholesterol and blood pressure is high, so become my friend so I can leave you this show when I kick it.
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Do you have any vices (smoking/drinking/etc)? Describe:
Alcohol & Prozac. (It's a joke. I don't take Prozac.)
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Do you have any "heroes" in your life or your work? Describe:
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Do you have a favorite quotation? Enter it here:
"Yey." Don't ask where it came from. You wouldn't understand.
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What makes you happy? Why?
The luv of my life. Because she is beautiful, patient, compassionate, smart, and resourceful.
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What makes you sad? Why?
The fact that she is thousands of miles from me.
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Name five (5) items you can't live without:
Crush Cherry Soda, my LapTop, my car, my cat, and my luv. But I have found out that I can live without hair. Not necessarily by choice. Maybe someone is just playing a cruel trick on me.
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Describe your most "humbling" moment:
Too personal to share here.
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Do you have favorite type of music? Favorite bands or singers?
Loud heavy industrial goth metal like Numb, Nitzer Ebb, and (old) Nine Inch Nails.
And the Gourds. Love that shit. And AC/DC circa the Bon Scott years.
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What type of films do you enjoy? Please give some examples:
SciFi (Star Wars Guru), Last Man Standing (Bruce Willis), the Three Stooges biographical movie (the one that they play on AMC once in a while with Michael Chiklis as Curly), Kung Pow, and Baseketball.
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Do you enjoy television? Which programs?
The Shield, Heroes, The 4400, Eureka, Drew Carey
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Do you like to read? If so, what books have you enjoyed recently?
Gun Manuals
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Do you follow sports? Which teams are you interested in?
Mud Wrestling, competitive drinking.
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Do you have any hobbies or other interests? Describe:
* DISCLAIMER *
The information contained in this profile is fictional and intended for comedic purposes only. If you read it and take any of it seriously, you are a loser and need to pull your head entirely from your anus and develop a sense of humor. Then again, if you are taking any of this seriously and insist on making a big deal of it, it just goes to prove that you are a narrow minded egotistical drama queen. I hope that works out for you. Then again, I don't really care. I hope it offends you. It is how we roll. See you Sunday at 8pm Eastern!
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