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    dannyzuko (Atlanta, GA)
    Member since Saturday, January 05, 2008
    Last login 2/11/2008 8:43:13 PM
    Welcome to The Danny Zuko Show.

    Just a few things you should know about Zuk.

    a) I've got double digit peripheral vision.
    b) My skin has been compared to that of a baby dolphin.
    c) I can ryhme my ass off.
    d) My power is beyond your understanding.
    e) I've got one foot in the grave and one on a banana pill.
    f) I'm a weed head.
    g) I've done some bad things.
    h) I'm best friend to no one....so I've been told.
    i) I can fuck but I can't love....so I've been told.
    j) I'm THE BEST EVER.....so I've been told.
    k) I was an angel to a lady in Walmart one time.
    l) When I was a teenager I jacked off a lot.
    m) I didn't have sex for 1 year and a half in the early 90's.
    n) I gotta love kissing a chick for me to perform sexually.
    o) I reget not having sex with Vanessa.
    p) I sell drugs occasionally if I really need the money.
    q) I still love all my ex-girlfriends.
    r) For the most part I delivered a baby one time.
    s) I was born in Heidelberg, Germany.
    t) The first time I ate a woman I was 17.
    u) I love performing live on stage.
    v) I know I'm the one to do it.
    w) I was invited to a Bukkake Party 3 years ago. I didn't go.
    x) Women seem to like me a lot. I like them too.
    y) Lately I've found slightly chubby chicks really fn hot.
    z) I'm that guy who said "just put ur dick in the wind".
    What is your current occupation? Do you enjoy it?
    Goodtime Facilitator.
    What is your educational background? Are you currently in school?
    I never said I was smart...just tough and sexy.
    Describe your lifestyle and current relationship status:
    Swingle.
    Do you have any vices (smoking/drinking/etc)? Describe:
    The Perfect W.
    Do you have any "heroes" in your life or your work? Describe:
    That one dude that did that one thing that one time at that one pool.
    Do you have a favorite quotation? Enter it here:
    If ur gonna go...GoGuts!
    What makes you happy? Why?
    Music. It feels good.
    What makes you sad? Why?
    Not Sure.
    Name five (5) items you can't live without:
    I walk away well.
    Describe your most "humbling" moment:
    When Dirk Diggler pulled out his member at the end of Boogie Nights.
    Do you have favorite type of music? Favorite bands or singers?
    From Portishead to Lil Wayne.
    What type of films do you enjoy? Please give some examples:
    Horror, Comedy and Suspense.
    Do you enjoy television? Which programs?
    The Daily 10, The Soup, Weeds, Dexter etc.
    Do you like to read? If so, what books have you enjoyed recently?
    Mags.
    Do you follow sports? Which teams are you interested in?
    Football.
    Do you have any hobbies or other interests? Describe:
    All types of ill shit.
    Where are your favorite places? Where would you like to go most?
    On Stage.
       

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