What is your current occupation? Do you enjoy it?
I am the host of MORNING WOOD every weekday at 8am PST on NowLive.com!
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What is your educational background? Are you currently in school?
2 Years Associate's Degree in Broadcasting from the University of Phoenix online. I graduated at the top of the class, folks!
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Describe your lifestyle and current relationship status:
I have a harem of hot viking bar wenches, whom I pillage on a nightly basis.
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Do you have any vices (smoking/drinking/etc)? Describe:
Drink, smoke, toke, plunder, stroke myself, and orgies.
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Do you have any "heroes" in your life or your work? Describe:
My heroes are Kirk Douglas and The Ultimate Warrior.
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Do you have a favorite quotation? Enter it here:
"I am a real American" - Hulk Hogan
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What makes you happy? Why?
Hot ladies wrestling in mud or baby oil. Preferably with me in-between.
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What makes you sad? Why?
I hate stupid people. They're stupid! Stop eating the retarded pickles, folks!
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Name five (5) items you can't live without:
My viking helmet, my stein of meade, my hot ladies, and a bottle of Jergens.
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Describe your most "humbling" moment:
When I saw the Truck-a-Saurus at the monster truck rally. Damn that thing is powerful. It breathes fire, folks.
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Do you have favorite type of music? Favorite bands or singers?
METAL! And Neil Diamond.
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What type of films do you enjoy? Please give some examples:
Anything with naked chicks.
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Do you enjoy television? Which programs?
American Gladiators and WWE.
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Do you like to read? If so, what books have you enjoyed recently?
HA! Reading! That's funny!
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Do you have any hobbies or other interests? Describe:
I collect knives, battle axes, and swords.
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