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    SuicideOnikaa (Lansing, MI)
    Member since Wednesday, May 02, 2007
    Last login 7/25/2007 1:46:09 PM
    it's nobody's water man..
    It's God's water..

    If she falls, man.. she can sue MEEE..
    sue me
    sue me
    sue me

    Amish Thru and Thru Baby :)

    What is your current occupation? Do you enjoy it?
    Model.. Ninja.. Your mom's best friend.. oh.. you know i enjoy it all.. Love your mom's cookies.. love kicking butt.. love having my picture taken eating cookies and kicking butt..
    What is your educational background? Are you currently in school?
    What's an Education? Is that the mad skills i picked up running the streets of Beaver-Tucky Michigan? Gangsta's don't have education.. we have homies..
    Describe your lifestyle and current relationship status:
    My lifestyle? ahhh... what to say? I'm crazy. I love string cheese.. I eat it by the bucket.. I want a pet Camel.. so it can spit on people that steal my cheese.. I want purple hair.. my lifestlye is rich and famous.. minus the money and the paparazzi.. Relationship? I'm too freakin busy for that.. I just hang around the bar looking for really drunk guys to buy me breakfast.. that's commitment.. in it's finest..
    Do you have any vices (smoking/drinking/etc)? Describe:
    I smoke like a rockstar.. drink like a fish.. no Meth though.. I'm str8 on that..
    Do you have any "heroes" in your life or your work? Describe:
    martha fuckin stewart.. she hide evil behind Baked Goods.. clever Monkey..
    Do you have a favorite quotation? Enter it here:
    it's nobody's water man, it's god's water..
    What makes you happy? Why?
    Midgits. Camels. cookies. Cheese. Sun. Tanning. Money. Smoking. Drinking.. why does it make me happy? Because it does. that's a dumb question..
    What makes you sad? Why?
    Rain. Drunk bitches who pretend they like girls.. losing my money at the bar.. which happens a lot.. no shampoo.
    Name five (5) items you can't live without:
    Chapstick. Go Gurt Music Tanning New clothes.. i have an addiction problem..
    Describe your most "humbling" moment:
    Fallin thru a floor during a major photoshoot.. but then again- why take the models to a abandoned house in STRIPPER HEELS???? Death Trap.. i think so..
    Do you have favorite type of music? Favorite bands or singers?
    Anything that rocks my socks off.. John Denver- you're a bitch..
    What type of films do you enjoy? Please give some examples:
    Comedy.. Stoner Films.. Movies that keep you guessing.. if you're THAT interested in it.. ASK MEEEEE
    Do you enjoy television? Which programs?
    no.. your eyes will turn into rectangles if you watch it.. I know a girl, who knows a girl who's cousin it happened to :)
    Do you like to read? If so, what books have you enjoyed recently?
    only if we're naked..
    Do you follow sports? Which teams are you interested in?
    i follow them asses round and round.. Oh? They're palying a real game? that's crazy.. had no clue..
    Do you have any hobbies or other interests? Describe:
    oh my god- ASK MEEEE
    Where are your favorite places? Where would you like to go most?
    my bed.. italy the tanner the mall the skate park. dirt bike tracks rock concerts i'd go to them all equally..
       

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    posted by Yogurt @ 8/12/2007 1:20:45 PM
    miaa you!!! :(
    posted by chrissy @ 8/1/2007 12:52:51 PM
    hi there, please click on the banner below to vote for me for the best of the net calendar contest! i've already voted for you. it ends today, so please hurry. i really appreciate it. have a great week! christine Click Here to Vote for Me!
    posted by Shylah @ 7/6/2007 12:35:00 PM
    Click Here to Vote for Me! I would love your vote, hun. Thanks! XoXo Shylah
    posted by Yogurt @ 6/18/2007 2:49:58 PM
    you are missed :)
    posted by Luna @ 5/31/2007 6:47:59 PM
    hey calander gal - the clubbers want to know where the hotties party so call in and dish - plug your Jan feb March & July status!! When Monday is a Holiday the week flies by!! Hope you have recovered from the summer kick off parties because everyone wants to see your party pics! whats that? Looks like the weekend. . . smells like the weekend!! HERE IT COMES AGAIN! YEA!!! We still have the designer name handbag to give away so the first to call in and ask Sexy Single Chick a question gets it!! Oh ya!! She will be in studio with us giving her spin on being Sexy in the City & sharing advice from her fountian of youth and hotness guru (check out products at www.anissaroberts.myarbonne.com). We will also be tapping into the Dance Hall scene by way of Jamaica and revisiting a Rising Rocker Hottie from one of our first broadcasts!! CANT WAIT TO SEE U! xoxo Luna Clubbin Fri nights 8pm-10pm PST call in during the show 310-984-7600
    posted by JayHefnerThaRockstar @ 5/24/2007 12:21:27 PM
    ONIKA!!!!!!!!!!!
    posted by Starhawkmage21 @ 5/21/2007 2:17:11 PM
    Again good luck in the voting. Just to be sure I'll vote again (Vote early and Vote often)
    posted by JasonWild @ 5/21/2007 2:04:12 PM
    Your welcome for the vote pretty lady. Hope to hear you on again very soon. Come hang out at my show when you ga chance!
    posted by THRASH @ 5/20/2007 6:23:46 PM
    Hey onikaa, I voted for ya! :D
    posted by RIPPER @ 5/19/2007 10:15:45 PM
    Lol why thank you. I'll make sure to vote for you.
    posted by Finny007 @ 5/19/2007 11:11:00 AM
    Hey buddy voted for ya tons!! lol
    posted by Trace @ 5/19/2007 10:52:04 AM
    I miss you.... come home.
    posted by johnH @ 5/19/2007 10:38:48 AM
    Of course I will!!!
    posted by Kenny-C @ 5/18/2007 8:53:49 PM
    you welcome
    posted by Fancyme @ 5/18/2007 4:52:24 PM
    sexy
    posted by AshleyWild @ 5/18/2007 1:57:00 PM
    your hott. xoxo
    posted by Buddha @ 5/17/2007 11:16:12 AM
    Hi! I produce Bobbi Billard Live on Sunday nights 6pm PST . I saw your entry into the calendar contest, and would love to have you on the show for a quick interview/ showcase- would you be interested? This could be great exposure for you. Please let me know if you are interested. Thanks! Buddhaful Buddhaful@nowmediacorp.com
    posted by Trace @ 5/10/2007 3:34:10 PM
    midgets, lettuce, and ky... WE ARE MISSING THE HONEY!!!!! JESUS WOMAN! must I teach you kinky sex salad EVERY day!!?!?!?!?!!? :D
    posted by HeathermfingB @ 5/9/2007 12:40:35 PM
    Onikaa, I thought what we had was special, but judging by your comments here, I think we're both just really good at the game.
    DAMNIT! Stop one upping me, woman!!!!
    posted by JayHefnerThaRockstar @ 5/9/2007 2:03:34 AM
    MMM....I LOVE U TOO BABY WE ARE THE SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    posted by sandspider915 @ 5/9/2007 1:44:50 AM
    You Look So Hot, Even The Word Sexy Would Be Jealouss. Rock On
    posted by DirtyDan @ 5/8/2007 10:35:51 PM
    it all depends......what DoJo are you from.......and the spinkles are delicious
    posted by HoosierDaddyNow @ 5/8/2007 8:56:41 PM
    Hey sorry I missed most of your show today....I promise it will never happen again future wifee! Love you Oni!!
    posted by JayHefnerThaRockstar @ 5/8/2007 3:48:21 PM
    OF COURSE UR MOVED BABY U KNO I GOT U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!love ya
    posted by angelfirer @ 5/8/2007 2:02:30 PM
    i love you. i hope that your little girls feels better!
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