What is your current occupation? Do you enjoy it?
I work in a factory and it pretty much sucks ass, but it pays the bills and gives me money to make my movie!
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What is your educational background? Are you currently in school?
I dropped out of high school and pretty much taught myself all the important stuff I know about life! See, I can even read and write lol!
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Describe your lifestyle and current relationship status:
My life consists of working and fellating people to get them to be in my movie lol!
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Do you have any vices (smoking/drinking/etc)? Describe:
I have so many vices you can't handle them! I smoke, I drink, I swear, I practice ungodly acts of hedonism that would make you blush.
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Do you have any "heroes" in your life or your work? Describe:
Lloyd Kaufman!
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Do you have a favorite quotation? Enter it here:
I would rather die on my feet than live on my knees.
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What makes you happy? Why?
Movies, beer, cooking and boobs!!
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What makes you sad? Why?
Running out of beer makes me sad. And isn't it REALLY sad when you're masturbating and right before you cum, you hear someone coming and have to not finish and pretend like you weren't doing anything? You know that feeling? Oops, then I have said too much!
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Name five (5) items you can't live without:
My penis
My computer
My tv
Movies
Beer
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Describe your most "humbling" moment:
When I realized that, just like YOU, I'm not a unique individual. We all suck at the tit of corporate America and there's nothing we can do to stop it.
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Do you have favorite type of music? Favorite bands or singers?
Anthrax
Suicidal Tendencies
Metallica
Megadeth
Korn
Mr. Jack
Dead Poets Society
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What type of films do you enjoy? Please give some examples:
THE BIG LEBOWSKI!
CLERKS!
POULTRYGEIST: NIGHT OF THE CHICKEN DEAD!
Way to many to list here, but trust me, I collect DVD'S!
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Do you enjoy television? Which programs?
I don't "enjoy" television. But I like to watch.
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Do you like to read? If so, what books have you enjoyed recently?
I love to read. See? I'm already different than most of you fuckers out here!
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Do you follow sports? Which teams are you interested in?
RED WINGS...Greatest sports franchise EVER!!
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Do you have any hobbies or other interests? Describe:
I like to cook, play video games, play poker and working on screenplays!
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Where are your favorite places? Where would you like to go most?
Wherever my camera is rolling!
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