What is your current occupation? Do you enjoy it?
I'm a super high tech jet fighter. In my spare time I rob Dairy Queens.
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Describe your lifestyle and current relationship status:
I joined the circus when I was 14 years old. I've moved on since then but I still miss the fear of falling, trampolines, and sucking off all the clowns.
Relationship status? Marriage is a great institution, but I'm sane so there's no need to commit me.
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Do you have any vices (smoking/drinking/etc)? Describe:
When I'm good, I'm very very good. When I'm bad, I'm better.
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Do you have any "heroes" in your life or your work? Describe:
Go Kart Mozart. Oh and Rod Stewart's hair!!
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Do you have a favorite quotation? Enter it here:
"It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean." Mae West
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What makes you happy? Why?
Ponies and frolicking in a meadow. Oh and skipping. You can't be angry when you skip.
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What makes you sad? Why?
Dead puppy sushi.
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Name five (5) items you can't live without:
Music X5
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Describe your most "humbling" moment:
Are you kidding? Who the fuck decided this would be a super question everyone would be scrambling to answer?
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Do you have favorite type of music? Favorite bands or singers?
I am the master of the Band Alphabet Game. I love music.
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What type of films do you enjoy? Please give some examples:
The good ones. You couldn't understand. Or maybe you can.
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Do you enjoy television? Which programs?
The average american spends 1,400 hours a year watching TV and only 100 reading. Do something to change that.
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Do you like to read? If so, what books have you enjoyed recently?
I like the books without the pictures.
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Do you follow sports? Which teams are you interested in?
The trouble with sports is that while I'm running the ice falls out of my glass.
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Do you have any hobbies or other interests? Describe:
Eating buildings, destroying nowlive whores, tramps, sluts, skanks, and/or hoes.
Seriously, the calendar contest is pretty much free softcore pRon. Get some respect for yourself and put some clothes on. BTW, photoshop will only get you so far in life.
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Where are your favorite places? Where would you like to go most?
Mokeyzilla attacks Japan! Coming to a theater near you.
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