What is your current occupation? Do you enjoy it?
Keeping my pimp hand strong.
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What is your educational background? Are you currently in school?
I was the child left behind.
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Describe your lifestyle and current relationship status:
I put vegetables in my vagina. That's why I'm single.
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Do you have any vices (smoking/drinking/etc)? Describe:
smoking/drinking/etc.
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Do you have any "heroes" in your life or your work? Describe:
Heather Bledsoe, Taylor and Canada.
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Do you have a favorite quotation? Enter it here:
"ewww, his asshole looks ashy" - heather bledsoe
"self suck? I HAVE to watch this." - heather bledsoe again.
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What makes you happy? Why?
drugs. something about chemically stimulating your something and what not.
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What makes you sad? Why?
SIDS. What's that about?
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Name five (5) items you can't live without:
Heather Bledsoe
Taylor Davis-Bledsoe
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Air.
Tits.
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Describe your most "humbling" moment:
Being punched in the spine by my mother.
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Do you have favorite type of music? Favorite bands or singers?
The Asshairs.
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What type of films do you enjoy? Please give some examples:
Saying "films" like you're a god damn art student with a beret and moustache. FUCK YOU.
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Do you enjoy television? Which programs?
Anything with "I love" and then a year at the end. That shit is nice.
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Do you like to read? If so, what books have you enjoyed recently?
Anything by David Foster Wallace or Augusten Burroughs.
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Do you follow sports? Which teams are you interested in?
Fuck sports.
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Do you have any hobbies or other interests? Describe:
I have no hobbies or interests. We will all die alone, from heart disease.
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Where are your favorite places? Where would you like to go most?
Bathtubs in the continental united states and heather's garage.
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