What is your current occupation? Do you enjoy it?
I am a comedian. Or an assassin. It's up to you find out which.
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What is your educational background? Are you currently in school?
My educational background consisted of a lot of trees and hills. And I'm currently at home.
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Describe your lifestyle and current relationship status:
I live a playboy lifestyle. My current relationship status is the same as it will be from now on; excellent.
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Do you have any vices (smoking/drinking/etc)? Describe:
Midgets in heels and tall girls in flats.
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Do you have any "heroes" in your life or your work? Describe:
Buddha. Jesus. Kirk Gibson. Magic Johnson. Anyone who beans Barry Bonds.
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Do you have a favorite quotation? Enter it here:
If I could have any superpower? It would be the ability to never hear women speak again. --- Me
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What makes you happy? Why?
Creation and evolution.
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What makes you sad? Why?
Trannies with their sacks hanging out and clowns with bad makeup. Kind of the same reason.
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Name five (5) items you can't live without:
Probably my 5 books of lists of 5 items lists.
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Describe your most "humbling" moment:
That's still in the future.
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Do you have favorite type of music? Favorite bands or singers?
Radiohead.
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What type of films do you enjoy? Please give some examples:
Good ones.
Fellini's "8 1/2" is an adult version of "Fight Club."
"The Godfather I/II"
David Lynch's "Mulholland Drive" was just an otherworld extension of "Sunset Blvd."
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Do you enjoy television? Which programs?
No.
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Do you like to read? If so, what books have you enjoyed recently?
Yes.
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Do you follow sports? Which teams are you interested in?
Dodgers, Lakers, Army.
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Do you have any hobbies or other interests? Describe:
Fucking.
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Where are your favorite places? Where would you like to go most?
Europe, and any place good to surf.
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