What is your current occupation? Do you enjoy it?
Bringing HPV back.
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Describe your lifestyle and current relationship status:
I live in a garage.
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Do you have any vices (smoking/drinking/etc)? Describe:
I'm racist. Not really, I had a black friend once.
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Do you have any "heroes" in your life or your work? Describe:
Meagan and the creator of vulgarity. Thank you for providing me reasons for my mother to hate me.
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Do you have a favorite quotation? Enter it here:
Your brain is a garage I park my bullshit in, for free. -Jeffrey McDaniel
I'll fart in your mouth - Meagan
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What makes you happy? Why?
Excessive typing on profiles all over the interweb.
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What makes you sad? Why?
That feeling when limbs fall asleep. It's awkward to be in a forest of sleeping trees and bushes.
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Name five (5) items you can't live without:
Camel 9 100s.
Diet Coke.
Meagan.
My cat.
Xtube.
Bigdog's sarcasm.
The inability to count.
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Describe your most "humbling" moment:
Being hit on by a lesbian, working for a bar. I scream "bull dyke" to people, it's humbling.
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Do you have favorite type of music? Favorite bands or singers?
Sound makes me vomit.
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What type of films do you enjoy? Please give some examples:
Donnie Darko. White Oleander. Igby Goes Down. 1408. Big Daddy. Assorted gay porn. Is this interesting? Yes.
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Do you enjoy television? Which programs?
I hate entertainment.
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Do you like to read? If so, what books have you enjoyed recently?
I'm currently reading Ham on Rye by Charles Bukowski but I sincerely doubt anyone cares about literature anymore. Sad truth.
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Do you follow sports? Which teams are you interested in?
.............................awkward.
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Do you have any hobbies or other interests? Describe:
Being passive aggressive and shitty on the internet is more or less the story of my life and also very interesting, so that's for you.
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Where are your favorite places? Where would you like to go most?
I live in a garage.
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