What is your current occupation? Do you enjoy it?
I manage a Customer Support center for the Department of Defense which supports over 1200 computers and 1700 users.
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What is your educational background? Are you currently in school?
Never graduated from college but I have been a Microsoft Certified System Engineer for over 10 years. I am certified in network security, and network management.
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Describe your lifestyle and current relationship status:
Married to the same woman for 23 years with two daughters and a grandson. I'm a very young 46 years old and my wife is planning to celebrate my adulthood as soon as I start acting like an adult.
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Do you have any vices (smoking/drinking/etc)? Describe:
I smoke, I drink and I sit around watching sports in my underpants. I scratch myself when I itch and I belch and fart whenever I can...even in libraries.
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Do you have any "heroes" in your life or your work? Describe:
My heros are the men and women who have served in our armed forces.
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What makes you happy? Why?
What is this? One of those junior high school questionaires?
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What makes you sad? Why?
Gloomy days, crying babies, sad movies on the Lifetime Network.
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Name five (5) items you can't live without:
Food, Water, Air, Gravity, female sex-partner
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Describe your most "humbling" moment:
blowing out my knee playing baseball and later (after an attempted comeback) being sent to play first base
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Do you have favorite type of music? Favorite bands or singers?
R&B (I'm from Motown)
Good Rock
Country
Jazz
Frank Sinatra
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What type of films do you enjoy? Please give some examples:
I enjoy all good films.
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Do you enjoy television? Which programs?
24
Law and Order
CSI
NCIS
Chuck
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Do you like to read? If so, what books have you enjoyed recently?
Playboy Magazine
Maxim
Sports Illustrated
The Sporting News
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Do you follow sports? Which teams are you interested in?
all Michigan based teams
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Do you have any hobbies or other interests? Describe:
MY GOD this is a long assed interview. Yes I have normal interestes. Sports, women, dirty jokes, concerts, good looking girls, fantasy sports, sunny days and sad movies on the Lifetime Network.
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Where are your favorite places? Where would you like to go most?
Vegas
Chicago
Thailand
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