What is your current occupation? Do you enjoy it?
Store manager for Spencers.... yup...long days filled with vibrators and fart machines. Every day I die a little more inside.
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What is your educational background? Are you currently in school?
Associates in Communications. ALMOST as useless as a liberal arts degree, but now I can dictate that fact much better.
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Describe your lifestyle and current relationship status:
Married, one dog, no kids, no white picket fence.
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Do you have any vices (smoking/drinking/etc)? Describe:
Smoking, drinking, making fun of those less fortunate than me, drinking, XBox, and beer.
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Do you have any "heroes" in your life or your work? Describe:
Lenny Bruce. No description necessary.
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Do you have a favorite quotation? Enter it here:
"Why does it always have to be MY nipples?"
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What makes you happy? Why?
Special people crying because they just dropped their ice cream. If that sight doesn't bring a smile to your decrepit lil' heart, nothing will.
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What makes you sad? Why?
Republicans....poor souls.
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Name five (5) items you can't live without:
Beer, cigarettes, my dog, whiskey, my toilet.
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Describe your most "humbling" moment:
Ask anyone who's seen me naked.
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Do you have favorite type of music? Favorite bands or singers?
Mostly 80's left of the dial stuff. Also, anyone who doesn't know The Tragically Hip is missing out on some of the best music out today.
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What type of films do you enjoy? Please give some examples:
You know arty stuff...lotsa nudity, very little dialog, anal penetration and gerbils.
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Do you enjoy television? Which programs?
Ghost Hunters, Home Movies, and Harvey Birdman are filling up my TIVO pretty good.
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Do you like to read? If so, what books have you enjoyed recently?
Just finished Stephen Colberts book. Highly recomended.
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Do you follow sports? Which teams are you interested in?
Go Sabres!
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