What is your current occupation? Do you enjoy it?
Well, right now I guess I am a professional shit talker/host.
Hey, beats working for a living.
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What is your educational background? Are you currently in school?
Always an ongoing student of the school of hard knocks.
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Describe your lifestyle and current relationship status:
Out of fucking control most of the time, controlled caios the rest of the time.
Single
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Do you have any vices (smoking/drinking/etc)? Describe:
This space isn't quite big enough
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Do you have any "heroes" in your life or your work? Describe:
Whoever can make a living doing whatever their true passion is in life without compromising their integrity and who they are.
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Do you have a favorite quotation? Enter it here:
Oh, shit! That wasn't a fart...
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What makes you happy? Why?
That point in time when you have just cum so intensely that your whole body feels like you have 100,000 volts of electricity running threw it.... Your body is so sensitive to the touch that even a light touch across the stomach will send you right off the bed and onto the floor. Your mind is in a place that it only goes at that time. It is a really good place, it is relaxed and almost drifting, it is rad afterglow.
Then you hear the loudest queef and it pulls you right out and into hysterics...
Why does that make me happy? It's funny and I like to laugh in awkward situations.
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What makes you sad? Why?
When love fades.
When my friends die.
When my relationships end.
Not getting a happy ending.
Chips with no salsa.
Waking up scared to death because you just looked over at that girl from last night with no make up.
Wet farts
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Name five (5) items you can't live without:
1. Pussy
2. Music
3. Ho Ho's
4. Jerkin's
5. A Heartbeat
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Describe your most "humbling" moment:
Watching one of my best friends die.
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Do you have favorite type of music? Favorite bands or singers?
Disco
The Bee Gees Rule!
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What type of films do you enjoy? Please give some examples:
Porn
Examples? What you want me to have Paris Hilton give you another horrible demonstration?
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Do you enjoy television? Which programs?
Big Brother, duh...
South Park
House (I can relate to this character's attitude)
NFL
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Do you like to read? If so, what books have you enjoyed recently?
Do you read? What the fuck country are you in?
Of course I can read and of course I do read. Just never as much as I want to. It seems life here in LA keeps me from doing a lot of things I really love.
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Do you follow sports? Which teams are you interested in?
NY Jets
NY Yankees
LA Kings
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Do you have any hobbies or other interests? Describe:
Surfing
Naked girls
Traveling
Masturbation
Photography
Porn
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Where are your favorite places? Where would you like to go most?
Dublin, London, Amsterdam, Rome, Maui are all favorites...
And Norway is calling me. And I will go on an African Safari in my lifetime.
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