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    DirtyDan (Sioux Falls, SD)
    Member since Thursday, March 15, 2007
    Last login 10/15/2008 1:16:16 AM
    My dick is my best friend. Hes always by my side, well unless I adjust him then he's leading my way, He's like my miny spidey, His senses tingle when something is about to happen sometimes if things go well he shoots his spidey web at a chicks eye in hopes to cure her itchy eye. And on a softer note{ tons and tons of pun intended] hes got 2 buddies that are always bouncy and full of my someday kids, Ya I think there should be a special day for ones man hood buy it some flowers take it out for dinner maybe a movie, and if you play it right you might get a hand job ------Dan Wood
    What is your current occupation? Do you enjoy it?
    I'm lazy and I love it
    What is your educational background? Are you currently in school?
    I studied in Brazil for 23 years, i studied the affects of cocaine in my brain...the studies are yet to be finished
    Describe your lifestyle and current relationship status:
    Everything I do is the shit, I love everyone I know and it seems they love me too,
    Do you have any vices (smoking/drinking/etc)? Describe:
    i smoke i drink i eat life is good
    Do you have any "heroes" in your life or your work? Describe:
    My mother and grandmother are my only heroes,, them and billy bob thorton
    Do you have a favorite quotation? Enter it here:
    Dont wipe your ass before you shit --- Dan Wood
    What makes you happy? Why?
    Down Syndrome, they make me giggle
    What makes you sad? Why?
    Dead babies, why??? well lets see... dead babies are sad because they are dead.
    Name five (5) items you can't live without:
    Lungs, Heart, Brain, My dick, in a vagina
    Describe your most "humbling" moment:
    when i saved a kid from drowning
    Do you have favorite type of music? Favorite bands or singers?
    Almost everything, I think every band has atleast one song i would like
    What type of films do you enjoy? Please give some examples:
    Everything but horror films,, I only like horror films if they scare me
    Do you enjoy television? Which programs?
    Any HBO show i enjoy and scrubs house md heroes
    Do you like to read? If so, what books have you enjoyed recently?
    Stephen King books are always good
    Do you follow sports? Which teams are you interested in?
    football and basketball and golf
    Do you have any hobbies or other interests? Describe:
    sports comedy and making lots of meth for kids
    Where are your favorite places? Where would you like to go most?
    my mothers womb it was so peacful
       

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    posted by DjMiKeYC @ 9/5/2007 9:15:25 PM
    The Biggest Month Ever On the Hour Of Power
    September 7th - Dj.Taylor (live in the Studio!)
    September 14th - Krystle Lina (live in the Studio!)
    September 21st - Dj Beau J (Direct From Melbourne)

    IT ALL STARTS THIS FRIDAY

    posted by Legion @ 9/2/2007 12:25:54 AM
    dan you are the man. LOL.
    posted by Yogurt @ 8/23/2007 4:51:58 PM
    sup dan
    posted by Yogurt @ 7/29/2007 2:46:19 AM
    sup dan
    posted by tabitha @ 7/21/2007 8:43:36 AM
    dan, would it be wrong to say, go fuck yourself? i don't really mean it, but....would it be wrong? love, your favorite bitch.
    posted by Lissabum @ 7/20/2007 9:29:09 PM
    I would really appreciate your Vote! Click Here to Vote for Me!
    posted by MissTalia @ 7/17/2007 8:21:12 AM
    Please go to the below link and vote for me to be in the Best of the Net calendar. Voting is completely free and very easy! http://www.nowlive.com/bestofthenet/vote.asp?id=100214658
    posted by Toph @ 7/13/2007 11:46:58 AM
    i havent been in any of the nowlive videos youve made yet..
    posted by SmoothGentleman @ 7/12/2007 11:10:05 PM
    Hey, We'd love you to stop by High Society Inc on Friday at 1pm EST and 10am PST at the Lord's Manor, for some classic character acting. Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
    posted by J-Cred @ 7/3/2007 10:08:17 AM
    Dan.....you are fucking ripped, bro! How did you pull of this amazing transformation?
    posted by Shylah @ 7/2/2007 12:45:34 PM
    Thanks for the add, hun! Click Here to Vote for Me!
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    posted by sweetestkate @ 6/25/2007 4:28:47 PM
    posted by QueenBee-yatch @ 6/21/2007 9:51:40 PM
    Great job on the video!
    posted by DjMiKeYC @ 6/15/2007 6:06:29 AM
    The Hour of Power Fridays 5pm PST // 8pm EST
    posted by AshleyWild @ 6/12/2007 3:29:33 AM
    wadup dan. :D
    posted by chrissy @ 5/30/2007 11:06:06 PM
    hi dan, thanks for the add. please vote for me! i really appreciate it. have a great week! christine
    posted by GreenEyedMammi @ 5/30/2007 12:26:53 PM
    Thank you for adding me! I am new here and just finding my way around. Feel free to drop in and send me a comment and please vote for me…

    Click Here to Vote for Me!

    Besos,
    GEM
    www.greeneyedmammi.com
    posted by kimkimOMGkim @ 5/26/2007 12:33:10 PM
    shameless self promotion starts.... NOW!

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    i would be oh so very happy if you were to vote for me. please and thank you!

    posted by eXOtic @ 5/13/2007 9:35:23 PM
    HI PEEPS I NEED YOUR VOTES PLEASE SO VISIT THE FOLLOWING LINK AND VOTE FOR ME TO BE IN BOBBI'S 2008 CALENDAR THE BEST OF THE NET CONTEST http://www.nowlive.com/bestofthenet/entries.asp MUAHZZZ AND LOTS OF LOVE!
    posted by Trace @ 5/10/2007 9:40:27 PM
    i love your face?
    posted by Bobbi_Billard @ 5/9/2007 12:00:03 PM
    Look! They finally made a bra that fits me!!! :)
    posted by SuicideOnikaa @ 5/8/2007 9:49:28 AM
    you're a ninja master too?
    that's why it's our destiny to kick the crap out of each other and sprinkle some love on the top :)
    posted by Trace @ 5/4/2007 12:11:21 AM
    Dan is the master of ninja-ing.
    posted by Bobbi_Billard @ 4/20/2007 3:53:27 AM
    :)
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