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DaSperminator Profile
DaSperminator (Winnipeg, CA)
Member since Thursday, April 19, 2007
Last login 4/3/2008 8:45:42 PM
Hey I'm Rob from Winnipeg,Manitoba,Canada. Many people here know me from Myspace,but for those who don't I am a guitarist and actor by trade,and try to divide my time between the two. In my spare Time I love to hang out with friends,shoot some pool,and spend a fair amount of time online or playing guitar,when not spending time with my kids. I am recently single once again.so watch out ladies ..LOL. , Just kidding, if anything I only date local women. Long Distance love affairs just dont work very well.
I am a real laid back guy,funny as hell when you get to know me... it takes time to discover my sense of humour (I never knew I had one either.LOL) I am probably the coolest person you ever met, you actually called himself the coolest person you ever met ! (No ego here huh ?)
I am always happy (and I dont even do drugs !!) I dont let people bring me down,because Life is too short to be all freaked out over minor shit. I've discovered that no matter how good you treat a woman,they all have a mind of their own and usually it is never positive about anything. Relationship wise I always seem to date the real winners (LOL) ...My Best friend has an ongoing joke "So what's wrong with this one Rob" ? ..Say no more huh ? (smile)
So through all that I somehow managed to stay sane, and objective about life in general. I just realized that I'm the last human on earth and the female species are all aliens. (LOL) ..IT'S NO WONDER....they are always attempting to extract seman samples from me..LOL. (Don't worry, I'm onto their plot..mama never raised no fool here !)
Anyway this is me....Still want to be my friend ? ..Huh..do ya ?
Please feel free to add me as a friend on myspace at www.myspace.com/dasperminatorrob also at www.myspace.com/rmazurek .
What is your current occupation? Do you enjoy it?
Guitarist,actor,model .. I enjoy it very much because I'm my own boss, and do what I want when I want.(Well most of the time anyway- Got to TCB ) In my younger days I was an armed guard,and also a Peace Officer at one point as well. The only outcast-long haired hippy type around -(in court anyway it seemed..at that time my hair was half-way down my back-looked more like a biker-smile) which was funny as hell because when it came time to go to court-the lawyers kept thinking at first that I was the accused, until someone would whisper to them that I was the arresting officer.(smile) So no..I dont do drugs .
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What is your educational background? Are you currently in school?
Too much to list here......Proud Graduate of The DaSperminator school of tease. (passed with honours..but loved the final exams !!!!..was thinking of purposely fluncking ......just to take them again !!! (Don't ask)
Courses like :
1.) Bondage for dummies
2.) Arousal do's and don'ts
3.) Role-playing (formally called acting)
4.) Teasing without intent (is it really illegal ? )
5.) Withdraw...Like the army..once they're in-it's hard to pull out !!! (smile)
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Describe your lifestyle and current relationship status:
I have a very laid back lifestyle, I like to do things in stride and don't like to rush things- so I take my time with projects. (unless it's an acting gig-where you have to be on time for a shoot) I am currently single. Previous relationship lasted 8 years. (Guess I wore her out-smile)
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Do you have any vices (smoking/drinking/etc)? Describe:
Drink definately -but not a lush ! dont do drugs,dont smoke.(although I do get smok'in hot between the sheets)
Have a weakness for hot women/Exotic Dancers,Centerfolds,etc.
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Do you have any "heroes" in your life or your work? Describe:
Most of my Heroes are Guitarists- other heroes include working moms and dads out there, Soldiers,Cops,Firefighters etc. basically anyone out there dedicated to family,and the saving/protection of lives.
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Do you have a favorite quotation? Enter it here:
Well my best friend would tell you my favorite quote is.....Yeah..I'd do her !! (smile)...and my other favorite "Wow..she's hot" !
(Most of the time I use them in unison !! ..smile.)
Yeah I'm a man of little words ..prefer to let my actions speak for me (smile)
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What makes you happy? Why?
Hot women. but what makes me really happy.....Hot women who are constantly horny !!! ..and when not chasing Hot.horny women....then Great music,and cool people who are down to earth.
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What makes you sad? Why?
Hot women with boyfriends they are loyal to....Hot women who are strictly lesbian....tends to make me very sad too...(smile)
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Name five (5) items you can't live without:
1.) Hot women
2.) Horny women
3.)Naked women....(-who are Hot and Horny)
4.) Women who are Nymphomaniacs
5.) Women practicing....who want to be Nymphomaniacs.(but not quite there yet)
No seriously....- My guitar,my computer, my friends,my kids,my music.
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Describe your most "humbling" moment:
Getting caught by my girlfriend (who was supposed to be at a friends party...Women are just so dam unreliable sometimes huh ?) , So I was caught red-handed with another woman,(it was quite the friendly meeting all of us in the same room together)..yes it was quite the memorable "humbling" experience.!!
(I was only 18 at the time....and I learned from it.. I dont screw around anymore-just in case you're wondering) it's not cool .(especially when you caught in the middle between two very hostile women...I was going to try to ease the tension by suggesting a threesome..but don't think they were in the mood for that type of humour
(of course if they went for it- Hey..who's kidding ?? (smile)
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Do you have favorite type of music? Favorite bands or singers?
Love all kinds of music. too many bands favorites to list.
I try to listen to a bit of everything in every genre.
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What type of films do you enjoy? Please give some examples:
action films......and yes..... those other Action Films (wink)
Love comedy- Jackie Chan films,
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Do you enjoy television? Which programs?
comedy, reality. favorite shows.....Mad TV, (Love celebrity impersonators..they all do a great Job.Love the characters like...Stewart.... "Look what I can do" !! (smile)
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Do you like to read? If so, what books have you enjoyed recently?
no i dont have the patience for reading. I'd prefer to watch a good documentry about somthing if im really interested in it.
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Do you follow sports? Which teams are you interested in?
not really.....Like womens gymnastics (for obvious reasons)
also think womens figure skating is really enjoying to watch. (Got a thing for women with great legs)..besides I love the style and grace they perform with in both sports, takes tremendous dedication which I Really admire in someone.
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Do you have any hobbies or other interests? Describe:
Target shooting,guitar,womanizing.(my favorite)
Like to shoot pool ( with a cue stick of course.no challenge with a pistol.....besides too dangerous..can't determine the angle of richochet (smile..LOL..KIDDING PEOPLE !!!)
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Where are your favorite places? Where would you like to go most?
Dont know really. Probably my place if she's really hot !!
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