What is your current occupation? Do you enjoy it?
I work in a factory in Chicago but it's only a cover for my real job.
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What is your educational background? Are you currently in school?
I graduated from 6th grade from the University of Arkansas with honors
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Describe your lifestyle and current relationship status:
I have been kicked to the curb so many times I am concidering having a storm sewer drain installed where my heart is.
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Do you have any vices (smoking/drinking/etc)? Describe:
I occasionally have a libation at Uncle Richies in Lockport. Also I am a shameless flirtation device.
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Do you have any "heroes" in your life or your work? Describe:
My hero's are my mom and my daughter. They went through a sewer of life and came out the other side smelling like a rose.
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Do you have a favorite quotation? Enter it here:
My favorite quote is " I love that little girl to death. If you break my baby's heart I'll come gunnin' for ya, I'm just that kinda guy" Also one I use a lot is " So what do ya think sweetheart? I told ya I smelled good for a fat guy didn't I?"
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What makes you happy? Why?
My kids are all grown and secure in their lives. This makes me happy. Oh yeah, and a warm fizzle on my minizzle.
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What makes you sad? Why?
Not much makes me sad any more. The tears of a clown.
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Name five (5) items you can't live without:
1. family
2. friends
3. laughter
4. worms
5. that fizzle from question #7
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Describe your most "humbling" moment:
It was when I stood next to a large African American man to pee in the trough at a football game, until I had the same feeling when I stood next to a small Asian man. I started to think this was a racial comment until I remembered I felt the same way when I peed next to a white midget.
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Do you have favorite type of music? Favorite bands or singers?
Rock, Soul, Blues, Pop, Sedated Rap, Country, Jazz, Classical, Cajun
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What type of films do you enjoy? Please give some examples:
Action, SciFi, Classics, Home Movies
Fallen Angels, Light Years Away, The Three Stooges Meet Hercules
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Do you enjoy television? Which programs?
Americas Next Top Model, Half and Half, My Fair Brady,Heros, Kyle XY, Smallville, Waynes World
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Do you like to read? If so, what books have you enjoyed recently?
The most recent books I read was the Illinois Department of Transportation Rules of the Road.
Jeff Foxworthy You Might Be a Redneck and Horton Hears a Who.
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Do you follow sports? Which teams are you interested in?
Da Bears, Da Sox, Da Bulls, Da Hawks, Da Cubs, Da Wolves
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Do you have any hobbies or other interests? Describe:
Fishing and telling Lies.
Clipping my toe nails and mixing with ground beef to duplicate a McDonalds hamburger
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Where are your favorite places? Where would you like to go most?
Heber Springs Arkansas
Lake Tahoe
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